Table Talk

I don't know how your dinner conversation went, but here's how ours ended. After Bryant sneezed out a nice chunk of apple, I said, "Jeff, what are we going to do about this?!"

Brad pipes up, "We could just not feed him for a couple of years."

"Yeah. That would work," I say.

"Mom, how long can people go without eating?"

Teachable moment, right? "Well, we know at least 40 days, because that's how long Jesus went."

"Yeah. But that's Jesus."

"Well, Jesus was human, you know. I think you can go something like 50 days without food, but only about ten without water."

"A cockroach can live ten days without its head!"

And now you know. Don't even bother to look it up.

Last night I pulled a 1/2 inch-long french fry out of Bryant's nose. It was so far up his nasal cavity that tweezers and a flashlight were required. As I began pulling and it just kept coming and coming, I truly felt I would be sick. There are some things God meant to be in our noses. I'm quite sure Combo #5 was not one of them.

But I've had a couple of requests to quit discussing all the interesting things going on in my family life and get back to the important stuff, like Decision 2008. Apparently, some of you don't really care about Leigh Ann the mommy and are only interested in Leigh Ann the policital science enthusiast. I guess I'm okay with that. I can multi-task. Just know that as I type this I'm wondering if I got all the pieces of pink animal cracker out of Bry's nose before he went down for his nap.

So I have a prediction to make. I may be going out on a limb, but it seems reasonable to me. The way things look right now, it's pretty safe to say that McCain is going to be the Republican nominee. (Imagine me coughing the word "McCain" as I type it. It hurts.) In Florida, votes that might have gone to Romney went to Giuliani. Votes that might have gone to Romney went to Huckabee. Giuliani has gotten out and endorsed McCain. Huckabee apparently has no plans to get out, at least not until after Super Tuesday.

I believe that Huckabee is purposefully staying in the race to split the votes away from Romney. None of those guys like him for some reason. He seems to be the kid on the playground that everybody picks on. Probably because he has more money than all of them put together, and that just doesn't seem fair. Or maybe because he's better looking. I don't know. But the fact is they don't like him and want him out of there.

I know a lot of people who don't like Romney based on the Mormon thing. I personally don't have a problem with this. If you haven't read the speech he gave last December on his views of religion and politics, please do so. I think you will be impressed, and I don't think you'll come away with the idea that he plans to turn the country into the United Followers of Joseph Smith.

Mitt Romney is a wealthy guy. But this didn't come to him without hard work. He worked for many years for a management consulting firm and then a private equity investment firm, which bought up or invested in such companies as Staples, Domino's, Sealy Corporation and Sports Authority. His original company asked him to come back in 1990 when they were facing financial collapse. He was able to completely turn the company around within a year to making a profit, all without layoffs or losing partners.

As the president and CEO of the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, UT, Mr. Romney inherited a mess. Remember the scandal of those Olympics about the bribery of officials? When the CEO/president stepped down, Mitt Romney was brought in. He was facing a $379 million revenue shortage, and plans were being made to scale back. Mr. Romney was able to turn this around, instill a post-9-11 $300 million security budget, and still manage to make the games a $100 million profit. He personally donated $1 million to the games, and donated his salary to charity. You can read about this in his book, "Turnaround."

As Governor of Massachusetts, Romney faced a $1.3 billion defecit when he took office in 2003. By 2006, with massive spending cuts and various taxes, the state was back to a $700 million surplus and he was able to cut taxes. With our economy in apparent trouble, he would bring a wealth of experience to the table.

The man is not perfect. But he clearly knows how to lead and get things done. His Mormonism doesn't bother me, other than the fact that I wish he knew the Truth. Mormons have great family values and strong faith. Yes, they believe in some things I find a bit wacky. But, again, I do not think his personal beliefs would be imposed upon me, nor do I think they would affect his ability to be a good president. I'd rather have a Mormon in the office than a lot of other things.

So am I endorsing Romney? I don't know. But I'm probably going to vote for him.

John McCain is winning right now. I'm not quite sure how this happened, considering his candidacy was in the toilet about 8 months ago. The most likely reason he's winning is because the Republican base is fractured all over the place. I'm convinced that Huckabee is staying in to help McCain beat Romney. And here's why I think that is.

It occurred to me this morning that there's probably a very good reason for this backroom deal McCain and Huckabee have going on. At first I thought the love fest between Giuliani and McCain earlier this week might indicate that we were going to see a McCain-Giuliani ticket. But I don't think so anymore. I think we are going to have a McCain-Huckabee ticket. Huckabee will supposedly bring McCain what he needs most, which are conservative voters. He brings the South. He brings the Evangelicals. He brings social conservatives. McCain is none of those things. So I think it will be irresistable to him.

Is there anything good about John McCain? Yes. You have to be impressed with his record on foreign policy and Iraq. I do believe that he will allow our military the freedom to do what needs to be done to win. And that is hugely important to me. Obama wants to start bringing the troops home the day after he gets elected. That scares me. I believe McCain will be tough with Iran, and any other enemy that comes forward. I feel pretty good about him being in charge of the war on terror.

But in every other way the man is a Democrat. McCain-Feingold is one of the most blatant attacks on free speech this country has ever seen. It is specifically the reason Mitt Romney was unable to run ads defending himself against the lie McCain put out there a couple of days before the Florida primary that Romney was a proponent of timetables in Iraq.

McCain-Kennedy was an attempt to quickly shove an amnesty plan for illegal immigrants through the system without giving Americans the right of protest. Protest, they did, and the bill died an unpleasant death. McCain proved himself to have contempt for the conservative wing of the Repulican party throughout that very ugly process, which is why he's struggling so much right now.

McCain-Lieberman is an attempt to cap greenhouse emissions in order to save the world from global warming. Need I say more?

When Governor Schwarzeneggar endorsed him earlier today, his reason for doing so was because McCain has proven over and over that he is willing to reach across the aisle and work to get things done. That would be great if he didn't seem to be the one giving in on everything. Compromise is one thing. Bending over just to get your name on legislation is another.

In summary, if McCain gets the nomination, I will vote for him. I will do so because I believe our military needs him. I feel that with all we have at stake, we need a guy in the White House who can recognize our enemy and be willing to do what it takes to fight. But I will not be putting a sign in my yard or on my car, drinking out of a McCain-Huckabee coffee mug or proudly sporting an "M" tee-shirt. It will be duty, not passion. Kind of like when the Clintons consummated their marriage.

Electile Dysfunction

According to Urban Dictionary, is the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Is anyone appealing to you in this year's presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."

Maybe we should start a support group.

(Thanks for the diagnosis, Vicki!)

McCain wins Florida.

Rudy's out. (Sorry, Jason.)

Leigh Ann's depressed.

Tomorrow is another day.

There is so, so much to talk about politically today, but unfortunately my time is limited. But I have to comment on the Kennedy endorsement of Obama today.

First of all, Hillary is having a bad day. Things are looking quite bleak for the former first lady, and although I truly would prefer having her as the Democrat nominee over Obama, I can't help but feel a sense of delight over watching the Clinton machine self-destruct. Al Sharpton actually told Bill via his radio show this morning to "Shut Up!" Delicious.

But the funniest moment of my whole day came this morning while I was on the treadmill watching Good Morning America. Diane was all aflutter over the Kennedys endorsing Senator Obama. She actually said, I kid you not, that Ted Kennedy is the standard-bearer of the Democrat party. I just about pulled a George Jetson. I literally had to hold the side rails to keep from flying off the back of the treadmill, laughing hysterically all the way.

Is that really what it's come to? Ted Kennedy, the standard-bearer of anything other than his favorite Cognac? I realize that she just meant he's the symbol of the party, but even that should depress them. Obama could do better, I think. If he wants to come across as the candidate of change, I'm thinking he might want to keep his distance from Old Chappaquiddick.

This is just too much fun. If tomorrow's workout is as enjoyable as today's, I might be in shape by the convention.

Mini Me

We can't help it. We're girls. This is what we do.

Last night we took Brad and Bailey to see High School Musical at TPAC. It was their first Broadway play, so I had great expectations.

Let's just say, I'm not counting it as their first Broadway show.

If you are unfamiliar with the show, none of this will interest you, so check back later. But if you know the movie and care how the Broadway show measures up, read on.

First of all, the mikes were so hot last night that I felt like I was pushed into the back of my chair by the sonic boom when the first song began. Bailey has sensitive ears like me, so she was a little taken back as well. But we both got used to it and our ears adjusted until they started screaming at us again right after intermission. I could understand the need for this much noise if we were at the Sommet Center, but this was Andrew Jackson Hall. It's just not necessary.

Secondly, Troy. So disappointing. He sung every high note as if he were constipated and pushing it out with all his might. Zac Efron might be cheesy, but at least the dude can actually sing. This guy was nails against the chalkboard.

Third, Ryan. Now, in the HSM the movies, Ryan is what you might call effeminate. He dresses a little flashy and he has no backbone to stand up to his overbearing sister. But he's not flaming. In fact, in HSM2, he has a pretty impressive number on the baseball field that really shows the testosterone is there. But the Broadway show chose to portray him as queer as a $3 bill. I mean, picture the designer guy on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and gay him up about 3x more. Then you have last night's Ryan.

Fourth, Kelsie. In the movie, Kelsie is a cute girl who just really loves music. She is extremely talented, and has managed to write an entire musical while still in high school. She's just portrayed as a slightly-eccentric music type, but totally likeable. The closest parallel I can come to for last night's Kelsie was Pat, the androgynous one from Saturday Night Live. She was creepy. Seriously creepy.

There were, however, some positive elements. The set was outstanding. They were able to change scenes very quickly and really make you believe that you were now in a gym or a theatre or whatever. That was very impressive

There were some funny moments. I thought that Ms. Darvis was fabulous in her role as drama teacher. She was probably the best of them all.

But what's important is that my kids enjoyed themselves. They didn't know that they were experiencing the theater's equivalent to a B movie. We had a great time together eating at Demos' and driving around downtown before heading to the show. They loved sitting in the front row of the balcony looking down at the stage. The show's finale had streamers shoot out at the audience from cannons, and that was a thrill.

One day I will take them to a real Broadway show. I want them to see that there is so much more out there than this. But for now, they have a great memory, and our family enjoyed time together and with friends.

What could be better than that?

I need some parenting help.

Ever since Bryant has been on this planet he has been perplexing me in ways the other two never did. He's the child who put random objects into his mouth way after the "normal" time for this. He's the one that would stick his fingers so far in the back of his throat that he would gag himself and puke. A couple of months ago he began shoving things down the front of his diaper. I go to change him and never know what kind of special prize will await me there.

But recently he's developed an affection for putting foreign objects into other orifices as well. It started with his ears. This didn't worry me to much, because he was just putting them in the outside part. Easily seen; easily fixed.

But over the past week he's begun shoving things up his nose. I realize this sounds funny, but I assure you, it is not. I will hear him blowing out his nose really hard, and then he'll sneeze out a bead or piece of foam or something. Or I'll find a piece of something covered in mucus and realize that he's already been through the process.

What scares me about this is that I've heard horror stories of kids having to have things surgically removed, like beans that get up there and swell or even grow roots (I'm picturing last month's experiment and getting palpitations.)

This morning when I got him up out of his crib he was saying, "Nose. Nose." I immediately knew something was up there, so I laid him down on the changing table and tried to look up his nostrils. His right one was completely blocked, but whatever it was, was so far up there I had to get the tweezers. It obviously was bothering him because he lay perfectly still and allowed me to stick the tweezers up his nose. I pulled out, not one, but two wads of paper from his nasal cavity. He had torn them out of a book I'd left in his bed overnight.

I've tried being very stern and telling him we do not stick things up our nose. I've tried spanking his hand really hard when I see him going for it. I'm just not really sure what else to do. Obviously I don't need to leave anything in his crib anymore.

Anyone have experience with this and can offer some advice? I'd be in your debt! I fear what I'm going to hear is, "He'll grow out of it." Sadly, that's just not helpful at the moment.

"Today, I have withdrawn my candidacy for president of the United States. I hope that my country and my party have benefited from our having made this effort," the former Tennessee senator said in a brief statement.

I knew it was coming, but it still makes me sad. Can't you just hear the lone bugleist sounding out taps in the silhouette of dusk? Forgive me, but I'm in mourning.

I'm wondering what the socially-acceptable grief period is for a candidate. How long before I need to take my bumper sticker off the back of the van? I see people driving around in cars with Gore/Leiberman stickers on them and think they are either living in a serious state of denial, or the laziest folks on the planet. I don't want to be like that, but it just seems harsh to go out and strip it off the day he withdraws.

Anyway, I don't think I'll be replacing it with anything. I just don't feel strongly enough about any of the guys who are left. I'll be much more in the shoes of those folks four years ago driving around with the slash through the W sticker. How sad to be in this place.

Day is done, gone the sun...

I think that people have been laughing about flatulence since the beginning of time. I don't know why God created the human body to make the noises that it does, but I can only imagine Cain and Abel were cracking each other up with it before things turned sour in the teen years.

But NOTHING cracks my kids up more than anything related to farting. Just the very word will send them into hysterics.

So we've had a discussion about this, because they've been known to bring up this bodily function at extremely inappropriate times. Now, the problem is, I hate to hear Bailey use the word "fart." It just sounds so crass coming from her sweet little mouth. But I can't make Brad say "poot" or "toot," because that's just too feminine. So at dinner the other night, we decided that Bailey is allowed to use "poot" or "toot," and Brad should just say "pass gas." He's the one that came up with that, by the way.

I know you may be wishing I had kept this side of our family dynamics to myself, but I had to share what had me in bent-over hysterics last night.

First of all, you must know that Bradley is the king of stalling. There is no kid in America that has this down better than him. He is physically unable to go to bed without coming downstairs at least once, several times more than that if his daddy hasn't had it with him yet.

So last night, Bradley comes down and says, "I think I want to be a doctor when I grow up."

"You do? Why?"

"Well, when people come in and don't know what's wrong with them, I'll just ask them, 'Do you have a headache? Fever? Uncontrollable gas?'" At which point he just cracks himself up, and Jeff and I do a really bad job of trying to hide our amusement. I can't believe he made up this whole scenario, just so he could use the phrase "uncontrollable gas."

So immediately after he tells some other joke that wasn't really funny and we both just look at him. He says, "I stink."

I, being the ever-so-conscious-of-my-child's-self-esteem mother say, "You do not!"

He goes, "No, seriously. You don't want to come over here."

Next show at 11. :)

The Big Snow of '08...

The kids made it outside this morning just in time to play with the last remaining flakes from our big snowfall yesterday. Leave it to kids. If a snowman can be made, one will be made. You have to love the sheer will and determination.

He's a cute little guy, isn't he?

I know I was the only person in the neighborhood praying that school wouldn't be cancelled today, but I NEED Bryant to go to preschool on Thursdays. It's our most productive day of the week. Thank you, Lord!

Now, if we should get a big storm on Saturday, that would be fine with me! Dare we dream?

My heart is so full right now I have to take a moment to share. And it's not about Romney winning Michigan, although I'm kindof glad about that.

I'm so filled with joy because my girls are back. Our new Bible study began tonight, and I've just been excited all day to see my sisters in Christ. When I started this Bible study this time last year, I had no idea how it was going to turn out. I just knew that God was telling me to open my home to ladies that wanted to know Him more and I agreed to do it. Tonight we had fourteen and I know of at least one more who couldn't be here. It's overwhelming to see them show up each week ready to dig in to the Word. I feel so unbelievably blessed to be a part of this.

I know some of you will read this, and I just hope you know how much I love and you and am thrilled that the Lord has brought us together. I can't wait to see what He teaches us over the next ten weeks. There is nothing that bonds us together more on earth than a common faith and a love for Christ. I'm just so happy that I have the privilege of learning with you.

This time around we are studying the tabernacle. It's a study I've done before, but it has been updated. A lot has changed in my life since the first time around, and I hope that I'm more mature in my faith than I was then. I can still remember the pain I was carrying around at that time from a time of self-imposed separation from God, and the joy I found when I realized that He had never stopped pursuing me, no matter how hard I tried to run from Him. That is what this study is about. And I can't wait to relive it.

When I am focused on those things that are eternal, the things of today seem far less significant. In the entire span of time, who is going to be president for the next four years probably isn't so crucial. And you have my permission to remind me of that if we lose.

I have very little time this morning (actually, none) but I just can't let this media frenzy over Hillary's "comeback" go without comment.

Hillary squeaked out a win in New Hampshire yesterday by two points, 39% to 37%. Because of her apparent campaign freefall ever since Iowa, this is seen as a huge crushing victory. Suddenly, in the course of one day, she's being touted the winner and Obama can't buy any media time. Doesn't anyone realize how ridiculous this is?

In October, Hillary had a 43 to 21 lead over Obama in New Hampshire. That's almost 20 points. In November, the margin began to shrink rapidly, so by December they were almost neck and neck. Yesterday, everyone in the media and political punditry had her losing by almost 10 points, until the numbers actually started to come in. Did 2000 and 2004 not teach us that pundits and exit polling can not be trusted?

So, yes, she carried the state by a slim margin. Congratulations. In New Hampshire, over half of the voters are over the age of 50. I think that says something. There are a ton of Massachusetts transplants in New Hampshire, and it's an East Coast mentality. Senator Clinton should have blown Obama away. But she didn't.

The fact that Senator McCain took this state for the Republicans when he is in the bottom tier of Republican candidates should say that we might not need to take New Hampshire all that seriously. This is the only state where McCain had a prayer, and he's acting as if the election is in the bag. Sorry, Senator, but the rest of us would like someone who at least pretends to be conservative heading up our party. You don't fit the description.

My only nagging fear is that voters will see a McCain victory and it will give him some momentum that he never would have had otherwise. After all, no one was planning to vote for Kerry until he won in Iowa. Howard Dean was the clear frontrunner up until the point where votes were cast. Once Kerry took that first state, he suddenly sported a bandwagon and Dean ended up chairing the DNC. Not exactly what he'd had in mind.

So let's try not to get caught up in the media hype. So much remains to be seen in the coming days and weeks. One thing we can be quite sure of, though, the Senator from New York will be shedding tears from now until February 5 on a daily basis. Somebody might want to invest in Kleenex.

I've avoided being political for a few days, because I'm not sure that I have anything more to say than I've already said. I was a little surprised at how wide the margin for Huckabee and Obama were in Iowa. I think it will be very interesting to see what happens to the numbers over the next couple of weeks. Senator Clinton is surely still reeling from coming in third, and the pressure seems to be getting to her. They all look bad right now, though, don't they? The exhaustion must be crushing.

Earlier this week, I listened to a pretty lengthy interview of Mike Huckabee by Sean Hannity. As usual, Sean didn't beat around the bush, but asked him point blank about his multiple pardons of criminals, including murderers, and his ideas about immigration and taxes. I will give the governor credit for this. He is a smooth talker. The guy can clearly spin with the best of them. He's funny and sounds like he's talking to just average guys, not like a lofty politician talking down to his subjects. I can certainly see the appeal that he has to those who are simply looking on the surface.

However, there is something about him that makes my skin crawl. He talks just a little too slick. He reminds me so much of Bill Clinton, much more than poor Hillary does. He can take a truth and spin it around until it looks like something completely other than what it is. If you lift up the covers and peek around in Huckabee's record, it doesn't take long to find that the game he's talking is not the game he's been walking.

But the thing that bothers me the most about him is his nonchalant attitude towards foreign policy. His attitude about Iran specifically is frightening. There's a great editorial from the National Review Online quoting him joking about not having as much foreign policy experience as some of the other guys, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express the night before. Say what? That's just a lame attempt at using lame humor to cover up the fact that you have no business stepping onto the world stage at this critical hour.

He actually seems to be evoking the Golden Rule as the basis for his foreign policy, saying he believes we should treat other countries as we would like them to treat us. Isn't that sweet? That might work if we were not dealing with radical Islamic extremists who want nothing more than to see our entire nation either convert to Islam or evaporate into nuclear dust. What a naive thing to say. I believe in the Golden Rule. It is a fine way to live your day-to-day life, and follows the example of Christ. But are we really supposed to just sit back and be nice and wait for Ahmadenijad to carry out his very blatant threats, all the while coming closer and closer to nuclear proliferation? I think not.

My boy Fred actually did very well last night, but he just looks horrible. He seriously looks like he's been through the welcoming ceremonies at Sing Sing. Those bags under his eyes could get me all the way back to Thailand. The biggest problem with him, however, is that you have to be willing to listen to him to get a sense of who he is. He doesn't speak in sound bites. His speeches aren't flashy. But he says what he thinks, and he is who he is. You can't claim that he's a flip-flopper or that he's not a conservative. I wish he'd gotten in earlier so people would have taken him more seriously. But at this point I think the best I can hope for is that he makes the ticket as veep.

It will be very interesting to see what happens in the weeks to come. It's such a bizarre feeling to have the candidacy so up in the air. Huckabee won Iowa. Romney won Wyoming. McCain is probably going to win New Hampshire. Thompson is hoping for a win in South Carolina. And poor Rudy is just holding out for Florida. It's going to be quite a ride unless one of them begins to pick up momentum. If Huckabee were to win South Carolina and several of the Super Tuesday states, for instance, he would probably take off like Kerry did in 2004. But what if the winners are split all over the place? This could be crazier than the BCS having to put Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl.

On the Democrat side, I think Hillary is in big trouble. I watched the Democrat debate last night as long as I could stomach it. That John Edwards needs a good slapping. Or what would be more fun is just running up behind him and messing up his hair really bad before taking off in a sprint. Now THAT would be funny. But I digress.

I think anybody watching and listening to a side-by-side of Hillary and Obama would be hard-pressed to come away really wanting to vote for her. Yes, some people feel compelled to vote for her because she's a woman. And some people want to vote for her because they want Bill back on the scene, although I can't fathom why anyone would want to do that to the country again. And I guess some people still think she's the smartest woman in America.

But that Obama is slick. He's a likeable guy. He's young, energetic, and his speeches can be downright inspirational. Unfortunately, he stands on the opposite side of nearly every issue from me. He's incredibly inexperienced, and seems to be somewhat of a lightweight. But he looks like the kind of guy you would enjoy hanging out with. And that is something Hillary definitely can't claim. I have no doubt that I would be backing him whole-heartedly if I were a Democrat and believed the same things he believes. And I think there are lots of folks out there who are going to do just that. How many viewers does Oprah have again?

What it's going to come down to is the Clinton machine. Do they really have some seriously damaging dirt on Obama that they haven't released yet, or is that just an attempt at making something appear bad that isn't? If they do, are they strategically saving it for release at the optimum moment, and will it be bad enough to kill his campaign? Or would it backfire on her for playing dirty? I'm willing to be we're going to get a chance to find out.

The whole thing is just weird this year, because there are so many candidates and no one is a clear frontrunner. It's much more enjoyable to me to watch the Democrat race, because I don't have much of a stake in it. I can sit back and spectate. But watching the Republican race makes my stomach hurt.

New Hampshire on Tuesday. Michigan and Nevada next week. Florida and South Carolina the last week of January. And then a whole bunch on February 5. We should know something by then. The trick is avoiding an ulcer in the meantime.

Somebody might have to slap me.

Pics from Florida

Picture Day...

To keep Bryant happy, we kept feeding him little pieces of candy between snaps. For some reason he was wired out of his mind that night...

Here's Jeff attempting to show Bailey how easy it is to ride a bike without training wheels.

And here's Bailey realizing that I let go. This is when things got ugly.

My very serious father-in-law.

Bryant got a motorized four-wheeler, but it has no brakes, so must be on flat ground at all times!

One of our favorite things about the Villages, the golf cart rides!

Here's Bryant learning the fine art of lawn bowling.

What are you looking at?

Two mischievious peas in a pod.

These pics can only convey a tiny portion of the fun we had at MiMi and Poppa G's this Christmas. We miss everyone already.

I asked Bailey at dinner the night we got home, "Even though we love being in the Villages, isn't it nice to be home?" She looked at me like I must be from another planet. I took it as a no.

Technology is simply amazing.

As I write this, we are driving down the interstate about 40 miles from home. Jeff got some thingy for his computer that allows Internet access anywhere that you can get cell coverage, so not only can I entertain myself by checking my e-mail, but I can blog too! What a world.

Just thinking about the long car trips we took to Florida when I was little compared to what my kids experience is crazy. They think they have it so hard being cooped up in here for twelve hours, but what would my parents have given for a DVD player with headphones and miniature game systems to pass the hours away. As I recall, I read a lot on those trips, though, and that makes me feel a little bit guilty about how I'm letting them spend the day. Oh well. When I get home and get to a place where it's possible, I'll post a picture of Bryant wearing the headphones. It's quite hilarious!

As for the news, so much to say, so little time. I can't believe the Iowa Caucus is already here. I am filled with nervous excitement about this, just because it's finally happening. The table for the next four years of American government is being set over this next month. Isn't it thrilling? :) I can't remember being this excited about Iowa before, but primarily because 12 years ago I didn't care all that much, and eight years ago, W was pretty much a shoo-in once McCain started freaking everybody out. But this year, literally anything can happen. I don't think Iowa will hold as much water as it has in the past, simply because so much is at stake, and I don't think the country wants to leave the choice of our next president up to 150,000 or so voters in the Midwest.

As for this whole Huckabee showing it/not showing it business, what can I possibly say? I feel he made a lame attempt at manipulating the media, and did it very badly. Yes, he got his negative ad out. But does anyone really and truly think he didn't want it out? The guy is so Clintonesque, it blows my mind that he has so many people snowed. Let's remember, Bill talked up his Southern Baptist roots too, and I'm sure if he had thought he could get away with it, he would have claimed to have a degree in theology too (which, by the way, is something Huckabee doesn't have, even though he has claimed to on several occasions.) He is not conservative. He is a vocal evangelical Christian, period. How many of his supporters would have wanted Jerry Falwell in office? Is that really the criteria we are going on? If so, Ronald Reagan would have never been elected. He never went to church, but said he preferred to find God on horseback. I'm not advocating that, because I believe in corporate worship, but I don't think it disqualified him from being President of the United States.

What I'm really sincerely hoping is that Huckabee and Romney have gone back and forth so much with their negative ads that Iowans are sick of both of them and Fred is going to sneak in. That would just be ideal.

I'm also excited to see what happens on the Democrat side. I'm kind of torn on this one, because I think Hillary will be easier to beat than Obama, which makes me want her to get the nomination. She is just another John Kerry waiting to happen, tripping herself up in her own lies. (Please see the story of her harrowing trip to Bosnia in 1995, or was it '96, when she risked her life on an important mission for the White House. It is too funny.)

But on the other hand, if we lose the White House this year, I think I'd rather lose it to Obama than Hillary. As terrifying as it would be to have someone with so little experience and no apparent backbone dealing in our National Security, it couldn't be worse than her. So it's kind of a toss-up. Although calling Hillary's eight years in the White House a glorified tea party obviously took some guts. Watch your back, Barry. You are ticking her off now.

More to say, but the battery is getting low. Hope you are all enjoying your first week of 2008. Only ten months till election day!